[Insert slow clap from 80s coming-of-age film here]
 
Featuring a lovely graphic rendition of zebra stripes designed by a local street artist named Mark, the hinged clapper on this essential tool boasts a full 45º swinging radius. Finely crafted and specifically weighted to provide a steady gravitational pull, the arm is capable of producing a clap, a slap, a snap, a click, a clack, and a (patent-pending) smack – all sonically engineered to industry standards. Cutting edge innovations to hinge technology also allow for “soft sticks”! Hate the sound of screeching chalk? Well you’re in luck – all production information can be written in complete silence thanks to the acrylic dry-erase surface. Make sure your second AC’s brief appearances on camera look stylish with this iconic slate – nay, “director’s clapboard” – built for only the best opposable thumbs.